No, I’m Not Dating My Guy Best Friend
One of my best friends in the whole wide world just so happens to be a guy. Half of the time, this is great! I have someone to ward off creepy club guys, I have unfiltered male insight, and I have someone to vent to about how Atlanta sports teams in general suck.
On the other hand, having a male best friend sucks, because people always think we’re dating, which is beyond gross! No really, if he was the last man on earth, and mankind depended on us procreating, mankind would literally die right then and there. It just is what it is.
So, potential suitors you have nothing to worry about! My best friend and I have never and will never be romantically involved with each other! In fact, I‘m trying to find him a boo; any takers?